drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

drtanner:

cruelfeline:

This husky is trying SO HARD to play with this cat.

And the cat is like NO o_o

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I AM VERY, VERY BOTHERED

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veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

(via snarkyhorseshit)

bookcharactersthough:

theysayoftheacropolis:

biggestpens:

twatsoooooooon:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

cumberfields:

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

He’s also wearing a shirt

Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…

…at least he’ll never have that problem again…

Look me in the eye and tell me that was really necessary

NOT EVEN IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND THAT WAS A DOUCHE MOVE

how are you not in the fandom

i thought everyone was in the fandom

let’s make this clear right here and now that everyone is in the harry potter fandom whether they know it or not

(Source: daily-romione, via timeandspaceletsrun)

saybrah:

Happy 6 months to my lil star

(via abovetherisingfalls)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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divinedorothy:

new fandom is sort of like it’s like you’re walking into an ice cream shop, and there are people sitting around you who are crying and covered in melted ice cream and you;re like “damn bro what happened” and they just scream like “HAVE YOU TRIED THE MINT OR THE VANILLA OR THE CHOCOLATE” and then you try each one eventually and before you know it youre just. youre covered in ice cream. what happened. you didnt even read the whole menu. you’re garbage now.

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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

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